Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Wacky WEDnesday...

one of those weird days where someone sees me as someone i'm not :)...

'are you Chinese?'

'no..'

'what are you?'

'a sino..'

'owh, do you speak Chinese?'

'hmm..not really..'

'do you speak Dusun then?'

'hahaha, nooo' (laughing moderately..)

said something in Dusun which, after translation says 'it's a waste not being able to speak either language'

'yeah, well..too bad', replying with a smile which actually showed the gritted teeth. frankly, that wasn't bad at all, but the cherry on the topping would be:

'you know what, you should join MANHUNT'

laughing out loud (professionalism doesn't apply in this situation, the hell with what my boss thought of it haha), i responded 'i'll pass..'

'no, you should..or better yet, you could represent your company'

another laughter followed, 'hahahaha, the only time you will see me parading on stage is when i have my six packs hahaha'...

'well, think about it' and the guy kept on smiling...

didn't stay long with them though, decided to split as i didn't like how the conversation started and where it was heading :).

you might be wondering who these people are, well..they're from one of the modeling agency in town. been dealing with them for the past few days cos we needed some talents for the resort photoshoot which will kickoff in October. would've stayed and actually take part in the discussion if it weren't for the bad start hahaha.

after discussion was over, the boss walked into the office and started giggling. only after she got tired of the meaningless giggles did she explain how the scout insisted that she should get me to join the 'beauty pageant' hahaha. but come to think of it, prior to meeting up with him, a similar incident happened. while we were discussing about the talents they have on hand, he suddenly asked me if i wanted to model which my reply would of course be a big no no haha, but he continued and asked me how tall was i and i told him i was about 5ft 7inch (honestly speaking, i dont even know my own height, but i know i'm taller than what i said haha. well, my vanity has it's limit :P) and one question led to another until i felt queasy and changed the topic into something more work related haha.... anyhow, not exactly complaining cos he actually made my day. being complimented out of the blue can somehow boost the confidence and yeah, be more self consciousness hehe...

ps: dont worry peeps, i wont be gracing any cover magazines..EVER hahaha. hmm, magazines for fat guys probably? hehehe. owh and for those of you out there who thinks they have what it takes to be a model..just drop me a line and i'll steer you to that agency :).

ciao and goodnight peeps...today has to be one of my tiring and wacky days...:)

25 comments:

Wel^Beiolman said...

hahaha..jerry..5'7" ketara suda inda minat la ba tu..haha..i was once offered for salon model..masa panjang rambut ba tu..haha...bg kad kalu tukar pikiran kunun..2003 ka kalu inda silap..haha..best jg ada org tinguk pula rambut sia yg inda berapa..haha..so that was my stories..inda dapat tidur la ko ni mlm kan jerry..haha..

JerryInc said...

ko nie Wel..dpt bah. sa x berminat pun kalau hal2 mcm ni. kalau hensem mau mati x pa juga, ni muka cam hamsap jak hahahaha...sa pi buat face lift duluan lah baru sa pi try muahahaha...

yabah, sayang owh ko putung tu rambut ko Wel...

Fridaycat said...

If you join Manhunt, I promise you that Yo and I will make all the support banners you need! "G for Geremy! G for Gidiot! G for Gorgeous!"

that's what friends are forrrrr....

JerryInc said...

hey Mel, everybody knows that already. my Korean counter part spells my name with a G and the rest of the world knows i am a gorgeous gidiot hahaha. cant you come up with something sellable hahaha :)).

Fridaycat said...

When it comes to you, memang susah sikit mau sell bah...

Defected product, hahaha! (eii, u had it coming)

JerryInc said...

cilaka ko Mel, okay..i'll go for a total makevoer, how does that sound? hahaha (tp masih lg ada defect ni hahaha)

Wel^Beiolman said...

funny gila...defected product ka..haha..sepa silap ni jerry.surat beranak ka atau ko...J for jerry tau G for Gerry..mcm G lagi commercial la..haha...

Ya la...dulu masa muda rambut pjg ok la...sekarang zaman keja mau pjg rambut pun lain ba..ada plan mau kasi panjang balik ba ni..ahaha..

sweetie~ said...

hello....:)

u don't have to be good looking to be qualified as a model....what they want is the 'exotic' look....the look that is catchy....but don't get me wrong...i'm not saying you're not good looking bcuz i've never seen u...hehe

hushMONKEY said...

if NOT mistaken me ternampak c melissa pakai bj murut and jadi model kan?

Fridaycat said...

OH MY GOD. Weiiii hushmonkey, jgn ko ungkit-ungkit zaman silam sia ahhhh...

Plus, itu bukan professional modelling ah. It's called 'My company trying to save cost by hiring their own staff to model'. hahahaha.

But back to Gerry/Jerry...Wowwww looks like you are gorgeous AND exotic! hee hee. And i don't think you're 5'7" ah. Standard giant measurement is about six feet.

JerryInc said...

Wel: jan ko pandai2 tukar balik nama si pi 'J', mengamuk nanti kawan2 gidiot sa tu hahaha.

ya bah, sa rasa mcm sa pun mau kasi panjang rmbut sa owh hahaha

sweetie: hey sweetie, thanks for fropping by :).

aaahh, teda...you're itching to say i'm not tu, cakap jak bah..i dont mind hahaha. but thanks anyway :)

hushmonkey: Melissa? mana dia posing, dlm studio atau siring jalan? hahaha..(kidding aa Mel hehe)

JerryInc said...

Mel, i wish i was 6 feet aa but i'm not hahaha. i'm just a vertically challenged giant hahaha.

you know wat, i think i am gorgeous and exotic, why else would you gidiots wanna hang out with a pathetic guy like me :P. (dont reply if it's gonna be the 'you had it coming' kinda reply aa hahaha)

hushMONKEY said...

x sure liao, mcm ada jambatan tu... tp chantek jg ba 2 photo, xla jg nmpk xtremely cheap...

anyways, yea u'r a T-A-L-L dude... if i wanna stand next 2 u, i ave 2 wear my 6 inch manolo blahnik's... hahaha!

cLaiRe said...

u sure o not............;)

JerryInc said...

Riq, you have a Blahnik? hahaha

owh yezs Clairester, i'm very sure hahaha

Joan said...

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wahahaha..go jer!!

Fridaycat said...

u know the theory as to why hippos hang out with elephants?

So the hippos look smaller for a change.

Still wondering why we hang out with you? muahahaha (tu lah, start lagi...)

JerryInc said...

hahaha, the borneon elephants are more orl ess the same size as the hippos :P..

aww shucks..i know why you peeps like hanging out with me..cos i'm likeable, come on, lets say it together 'i like hanging out with Jeremy cos he's likeable and cute' muahahahaha

cLaiRe said...

owh my...self proclaimer ka ni? haha

JerryInc said...

it's still september, my vanity month hahahaha

Joy said...

BAHAHHAHHAHAHHAH! c abang kna offer jadi model lagi tuu..nda beh, i knew u had it in you.. (knun) *tahan ktawa*


hahhahhahhahhahh... try ja ba bang, experience ba. siok jua tu. even if ko x mndapat sambutan hangat and might eventually embarass urself, kami x malu sma kau. We will raaaaiiise u upppppp ahhahhahahha

JerryInc said...

kimbet kojoy...i now have an officail list of retarded sisters hahaha

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i n d e n said...

ouh yeaaaahh!! *refers ojoi's comment*

WE RAAAAAIIISEEEE YOU UUPPPPP!!

HAHAHAHAHHAA.

ndaba. just go for it ba.
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*runs away capat2 takut telapas tu ketawa* lol!

.xx.

JerryInc said...

kimbet ko den hehehe