Got this in my email and i thought i should share this with you guys :)...
Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says :
'If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends'.
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A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus, ' send me a brother'
Santa wrote back,
' SEND ME YOUR MOTHER'
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What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress
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Husband asks 'do u know that the meaning of WIFE is:
W ithout
I nformation
F ighting
E very-time
The wife replied 'It means:
W ith
I diot
F or
E ver
!!!'
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What's the difference
between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,... Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant.
Panic is when both are pregnant.
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Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver run away
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A young boy asks his Dad :'What is the difference between confident and confidential?
Dad says: 'You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that IS confidential .'
TGIF, have a little laughter in this weekend and hope you have a good time...:)
ciao..
6 comments:
Hahahaha...good one. I am so lucky to ready this on Monday hehehe..made up my day hahaha..
weii...it was posted since friday lah gur. but anyways, glad someone liked it hahaha
ya, i know it was posted last Friday..thank God i only read them on Monday..the day i needed it most..Monday blues ba..hehehe..
:)
funny, make me laugh alone awkaka..ka
hahaha, thanks tanakwagu...:))
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